Larry the Cat's Flat Refurbishment
Apr. 28th, 2021 01:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tellshannon815So this latest UK government scandal over Bojo the Clown's flat refurbishment has given me the opportunity to revisit Larry Does Lockdown: Tales of the Downing Street Cats!
Larry had been too busy scrapping with Palmerston to take a lot of notice when Boris and Carrie first started the flat renovations, so he wasn’t sure who actually had paid for it. But one thing he did know, whoever it was that paid, they’d been done, because the flat was an eyesore and he actually preferred the “John Lewis furniture nightmare” of Theresa May and the more understated décor of the Camerons.
Foolish humans, Larry thought as he eyed his handiwork where he had shredded the wallpaper, clawed the upholstery, crapped on the carpet and knocked some of the more expensive ornaments to the floor. All that money they’d pissed away on so called refurbishments, and Larry had just done a much better job for free.
Larry had been too busy scrapping with Palmerston to take a lot of notice when Boris and Carrie first started the flat renovations, so he wasn’t sure who actually had paid for it. But one thing he did know, whoever it was that paid, they’d been done, because the flat was an eyesore and he actually preferred the “John Lewis furniture nightmare” of Theresa May and the more understated décor of the Camerons.
Foolish humans, Larry thought as he eyed his handiwork where he had shredded the wallpaper, clawed the upholstery, crapped on the carpet and knocked some of the more expensive ornaments to the floor. All that money they’d pissed away on so called refurbishments, and Larry had just done a much better job for free.